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Time to move... again

Screw Typepad, i keep pressing PUBLISH and nothing gets posted. Time to go back ta wordpress, temporarily.

http://imaginateidea.wordpress.com/

Moved.

Bye bye Typepad, *logs out*.

Its a lil diff from before...

I've been noticing that food's becoming harder to stuff into my mouth, as though I'll choke if i push into my mouth an entire mini-sausage. It feels easier to leave a bit outside when i chew. Plus, thanks to my growing canines, I can't close my teeth completely nowadays. There just has to be a gap between my upper bunny teeth and the lower ones.

Oh yeah, its not fun to bully Jing Yi recently. She'll just go "it's alright" then "btw ********??$?#?#"(that wasn't vulgarities, more of sarcasm). She just doesn't have the same old "nnnooooooo...." kinda feel when I show her my slightly more impressive scores...

One last thing, I'm gonna do more proper push ups from now on. If I build up my chest muscles, my boobs'll deflate. Jenny told me just losing weight isn't enough, my whole body'll just slim down evenly. And I can finally properly cosplay as any guy I want. Oh, and I've gotta grow out my abs plus my upper thighs. More squats, push ups and crunches'll do.

The old dude

He talks louder than before, more bald spots are growing on his head. The old man comments on every single thing his wife and daughter does and doesn't do much to help out, sometimes even laughing away at it. He grumbles whenever the phone is taken away and screams to get it back. He turns on the music to full blast now, compared to the previous 80% max volume. My mum's getting pissed at everything he does.

Ah, sweet melancholy of a middle aged man facing mid-life crisis.

Is my imagination whacked?

I got dreams about mazes, fantasy, pirates, pixies, horror, music, magic, demons, traps, fighting, warring states, etc.

There was a dream about some RPG game version of Alice in Wonderland, walking on the shadows while stalking the school in parellel world, painting a world, pointing giant cannons at the opponents turf against the raging seas, exploring the library of books filled with the dreams of people, uncover the world where my house was flooded to roof level, relive a memory set in a time where magic was a basic need, expereience seeing your alternate being wandering the realm beyond the mirrors.

The dream of piracy.

I was a captain, one with a big captainy ego and a big captain's hat. I've gotta ship full of seamen, followers, thieves, treasures, maps and scurvies. My first mate Eileen, second mate Darrion, third mate Dhanya, Treasurer Jamil and Vice-captain Andrew. We travel the vast seas in search for lost treasure, trade, wars and most importantly, adventure.

I made a trade with the Red Cross pirate gang for my golden keys so as to prevent war from breaking out between us.

"How about this magnificent golden sucktion cup that would aid the removal of blockage in your waste removal bins?" the sailor beckoned.

"Its... a toilet plunger. A GOLDEN toilet plunger." I rolled my eyes over to Andrew. "Oh yeah, ask some guys to swab the poop deck for me will ya? I need to go later on."

"Aye sir, but do you even realise what you're saying?"

"Swab the toilet?"

"...Nevermind."

"... How's this?" the sailor interupted "A coat sewn from the finest cloth, as worthy and as highly sought as the bounty on your head."

"A sweater, a purple cotton sweater with Care Bears sewn on the tummy. I guess I'm SO worth this."

The sailor shook his head and smiled nervously while reaching his other items.

"Okay, okay, the previous items were pretty ridiculous but I guarantee you this next one'll be gold in your eyes. Behold, the gem of life; Love."

The item he showed me was a pink, heart shaped crystal.

"Ugh..." I gave that constipated look and signalled the order to have my men crush the piece of crap.

"Sorry... love... ain't so much my thing. Anything else my good man?"

The sailor dude then shook his head, though at the corner of his eyes tearing over the loss of one of the greatest treasure he owned. My men grabbed him by the arm and threw him off the ship.

...

Awesome times...

 

 

Nice new fridge

Its sleek and has this new furniture smell. Not ta mention, we didn't realise how many expired stuff and rotten milk + sauce was spilled in the previous fridge. Plus we finally get to clean the back after 15 long years. There was a piece of raw meat that expired 11 years ago... Seriously, it said exp date 2000. We threw away like 3/4 of the stuff from the prvious fridge to either make space for the new one or to rid of the useless stuff, mostly the rotten goods. Oh, and we found stuff other than pizza in the frozen desert, roti prata, salmon, sotong, fish otah 10 pieces, etc.

Nice new fridge

Its sleek and has this new furniture smell. Not ta mention, we didn't realise how many expired stuff and rotten milk + sauce was spilled in the previous fridge. Plus we finally get to clean the back after 15 long years. There was a piece of raw meat that expired 11 years ago... Seriously, it said exp date 2000. We threw away like 3/4 of the stuff from the prvious fridge to either make space for the new one or to rid of the useless stuff, mostly the rotten goods. Oh, and we found stuff other than pizza in the frozen desert, roti prata, salmon, sotong, fish otah 10 pieces, etc.

Nice new fridge

Its sleek and has this new furniture smell. Not ta mention, we didn't realise how many expired stuff and rotten milk + sauce was spilled in the previous fridge. Plus we finally get to clean the back after 15 long years. There was a piece of raw meat that expired 11 years ago... Seriously, it said exp date 2000. We threw away like 3/4 of the stuff from the prvious fridge to either make space for the new one or to rid of the useless stuff, mostly the rotten goods. Oh, and we found stuff other than pizza in the frozen desert, roti prata, salmon, sotong, fish otah 10 pieces, etc.

So Jotham's an otaku too...

I happened to draw Rin Okumura and he recognised it on the spot. "Thats... the blue flame exorcist thing right? I got read the manga." "Really? They had a manga? I thought it was a novel..."... "What?" "...What~?" "..."